Happy Saint Patrick's Day

“THE IRISH”
I love the Irish… Don’t you?
They never know what time it is…
They make the worst politicians…
They always fight for the wrong side…
They never know what they are doing…
They make the worst cops…
(They have no conception of honesty…)
They are always drunk…
They can not sing…
They can not dance…
They can not write…
They have no sense of humor…
They are loud…
They serve no useful purpose at all…
They won’t serve you in a pub…
(If they know you…)